Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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