Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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