I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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