My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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