So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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