Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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