I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
