I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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