Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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