I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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