WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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