So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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