why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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