Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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