Four minutes until I can fart!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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