I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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