READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This house was built for laser tag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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