oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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