i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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