How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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