In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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