K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
