No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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