she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
