Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
you made out with another girl for some wings
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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