You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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