I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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