No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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