I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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