id be glad to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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