the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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