Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
