I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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