I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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