me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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