if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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