at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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