I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
honey bunches of taint.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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