Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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