he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We're too hungover to prance.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
