If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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