TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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