It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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