my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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