yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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