I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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