This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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