I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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