i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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