is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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