I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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