Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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