No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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