I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.