you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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