i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i am craving dick and cupcakes
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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