Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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