**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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