ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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