hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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