if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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